你是否常用“ I’m going to the toilet ”来表达上厕所呢?
虽然某些情况下这是对的，但是这种说法有点太过直接，甚至粗鲁了——尤其在美式英语中。
其实你大可不必只使用这一个短语，英文中还有很多用来表达相同意思的语句。
今天，我就教大家英文中所有关于表达“去上厕所”的短语，从最礼貌的方式到最粗鲁、只能同最亲密的朋友说的方式一应俱全。
下面这22个和厕所有关的词汇和表达是按照从礼貌到粗俗来排序的。
下面这些表达适用于任何场合：
Bathroom卫生间
Example: I’m gonna [going to] go to the bathroom。
Restroom洗手间
Example: Where is the restroom?
Little boy’s/girl’s room男/女厕所
Example: I’ll be right back, I need to use the little girl’s room.
Powder my nose去洗手间(注：由女士去卫生间补妆引申而来)
Example: Excuse me, I need to powder my nose.
下面这些表达适合同家人或朋友说：
Pee撒尿
Example: Where’ the bathroom? I need to pee.
Tinkle (mostly used by older women)
尿尿(一般为较年长的女性使用)
Example: I drank too much water! I have to go tinkle.
Go方便一下(在语境中使用)
Example: Where’s the bathroom, I really have to go!
Potty (Generally used by children)
上厕所(一般儿童使用)
Example (noun)： Where’s the potty?
Example (verb)： Mama, I have to potty.
Take a 1/2 (number 1 refers to peeing, number 2 to pooping)
大小便(1指的是小便，2指大便)
Example: Person 1 – I have to go to the bathroom.
Person 2 – Number 1 or number 2?
My bladder is bursting (when you really have to go)
我的膀胱要炸了(真的憋不住的时候使用)
Example: Stop the car! My bladder is bursting.
下面这些表达只能和朋友说：
John茅坑
Example: Where’s the John? I have to take a number 2.
Loo (UK - can be familiar or rude, depending on where you are)
厕所(英式英语——根据不同的场合，这个词可以表现亲密，也可以表现粗鲁)
Example: I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go to the loo.
Crapper厕所
Example: Hey man, where’s the crapper?
Take a leak上厕所
Example: He has to take a leak, where’s your bathroom?
Pee oneself (when you really have to go)
尿裤子(憋不住的时候使用)
Example: I’m about to pee myself, let’s go home.
Can厕所
Example: Do you mind telling me where’s the can?
可以的话，下面这些只能对最最亲密的朋友说。记住一般男性比女性更常使用这些表达。
Shit拉屎
Example: Man, where’s the can, I need to go shit.
Dump拉屎
Example: He went to take a dump.
Shitter马桶
Example: I’ve gotta [got to] use your shitter.
Piss小便
Example: We drank a lot of beer and now we all have to piss.
Pisser厕所
Example: Mind if I use your pisser?
Piss oneself (same as pee oneself, but cruder)
尿裤子(和pee oneself一样，但更粗俗一点)
PS：丰富词汇量很重要，尤其是你想要将英语说得和母语一样流利时。但是知道如何正确的使用这些词汇短语并且听起来不粗鲁更重要。
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